Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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