There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
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I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
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If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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