When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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