Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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