I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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