you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
And then my night got REAL pukey
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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