You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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