Sponge bath it is.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
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