So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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