I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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