sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
i need some magic done to my vagina
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
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