Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
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I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
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Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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