There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
did i just pee glitter
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
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