he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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