Nicole vs. Life
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
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