so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
