kristin has been a bad kristin
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
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