I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
and i looked up. we had an audience...
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She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
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well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
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