We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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