I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
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