My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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