I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Edward fifth and chaser hands
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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