I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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