I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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