I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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