well you can't waste a boner
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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