Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
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i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
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Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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