the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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