Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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