omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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