Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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