On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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