It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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