Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
You need a sexual gate keeper
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Randomize
