i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
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Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
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Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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