so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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