I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
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you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
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we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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