That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
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WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
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and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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