Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
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it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
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You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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