he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
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