I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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