she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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