that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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