someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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