You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
