Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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