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(504): View more from Louisiana

i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there

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(828): View more from North Carolina

At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.

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(850): View more from Florida

does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.

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(864): View more from South Carolina

How bad is the voicemail?

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You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.

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(760): View more from California

I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico

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(606): View more from Kentucky

I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.

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