some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
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It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
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I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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