This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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