i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
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Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
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Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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