I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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