I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
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Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
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Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Just puked most of my soul out..
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