Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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