no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I love you.
Bad choice
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