omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Randomize
