I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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