I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
You can't just leave with hair like that
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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