"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
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I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
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Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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